red

"you couldn't make me feel alright if you stapled your tongue to my clit and stood on a cement mixer"

"oh wow but...fuck you"

"I lost my head. And then he gave me head. And then we got deported from Russia and I'm really really sorry for being a slut, OK?"

"Don't you dare use cunt and Oxfam in the same sentence"

"Do you know what hurts the most about a broken heart? Not being able to remember how you felt before. Try and keep that feeling, 'cause if it goes, you'll never get it back........Then you lay waste to the world, and everything in it."

"I can't climb trees because I'm afraid that seagulls will peck me."

"No! Tell me like you'd die for me! Like nothing else matters, like your world stops turning because of me! Like you mean it, you little shit! Go on."

"what is this, some sort of retro lsd party?"